I really wanted to make some OC but as time drew on and I did a bunch of other stuff instead and my capacities started to fail from exhaustion I gave less and less of a fuck until I shat out this monstrosity. Its a compromise I did a thing without putting any effort into doing a thing.

His name is Milbert the Too Late to Abort, son of Untitled. He loves to go to raves at gay clubs, not because he is gay, but because he can use his sensual wiles to get free stuff there. Also he has the power of flight, but he can only go as fast as he can walk and as high as he can jump. He patiently waits for his biweekly publication about various plants. His favorite food is canned ham justice. Father to Nameless the already aborted and Janice the not pictured. He once went to Spain but his camera was ruined when it got wet so he doesn’t have any pictures. He is terrified of small hights like step stools because he saw a movie where a man was hung with a tiny rope. It was rated R but he watched it when he was 10 because he thought he was soo cool back then.He works as an Unemployed. He has numerous tip jars set up all over the city. He could only eat half of the 40oz steak at the novelty steakhouse and subsequently had to pay for his meal. He lost a toe in a tragic helping a guy move a heavy thing accident. He walks around with his collar popped to avoid sunburn on his neck, but people think he is a douche for it anyway. He lost a lot of money at a “free” novice inventors seminar. His hobbies include cocaine and competitive spelling.

seventhsontattoo:

Stoked on this On my way! Fore sure, - Jeff

degeneratelowlife:

Time waits for no-one..

bludclotartattack:

bullshitinthebronx:

ravennightshade:

onlytruthmatters:

click through them.

Casual reminder that Malcolm in the Middle was and is a brilliant fucking show. 

Dewey putting shit in perspective like a goddamn motherfucker.

When people come at me with false piety, I just want to ruin their shoes.

silversteampunk:

coin-what-coin:

whaoanon:

beahbeah:

1. The role and functions of a pawn.

2. The weakest pieces on the board; numerous; interchangeable; existing to be sacrificed for the benefit of the real players.

3. Unlike other pieces, a pawn may not retreat. It can only go forward, one step at a time.

4. A pawn cannot capture a piece that blocks its path. It may only proceed if the opposing piece concedes ground, or if a different route is offered.

5. The en passant capture is a special move that permits one pawn to successfully attack another without directly engaging it.

6. Otherwise, the only way a pawn can capture is by going one step forward and to the left or right, in a single diagonal move.

7. In very rare occasions, if a pawn is allowed to cross the entire board, unscathed…

8. …it may be promoted to a queen, and, perhaps, turn the tide of the war.

(source)

pats face im always going to reblog this

are you fucking kidding me

Wow, that was beautiful.

pulpflesh:

© Miles Teves http://www.milesteves.com/

wasbella102:

OOOO hypnotic :)

archetypalboner:

the internet is pissing me off so here is a cute animal gif

Cute animal gifs piss me off.

mudcloud:

robinlockheart:

mudcloud:

i miss the tap water from up north

here in arizona even if you put it through a filter the aftertaste literally tastes like gasoline and it makes my throat/chest burn

we have a water filter

bolded for emphasis

Extremely true. I don’t think valley tap is potable.

faidflourite:

thecakebar:

How-to checkerboard cake tutorial

So cool!

Thats cool, but it looks like it takes too much patience. I end up eating the mix before the oven is even preheated most of the time.